Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My penis needs a shock collar
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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