have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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