You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
You're earring is so big in my mouth
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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