well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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