what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
handjob tips. give me some.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Randomize
