Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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