would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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