But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
