what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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