Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
