I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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