I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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