she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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