is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
