I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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