hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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