and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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