Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Randomize
