I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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