I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
It's just like the Real World with babies
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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