We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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