I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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