I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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