Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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