it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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