didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
if i died would you start the facebook group?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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