I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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