who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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