I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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