That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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