I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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