On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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