I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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