The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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