i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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