they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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