You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
