Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
two words...techno handjob
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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