it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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