Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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