Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize