It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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