Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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