Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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