what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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