i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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