Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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