Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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