I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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