Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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