who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he fucked my hip out of place.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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